I apologize for the disruption of your normally scheduled Exhuman broadcast, but I'm back on my newly-fixed Chromebook and things are lookin' shiny. Juices are flowing and the power plug is tighter than ever and wow, that went more sexual than I anticipated, but here we are. Normal posts will resume tomorrow right on schedule … Continue reading And we’re back.
Just a quickie update on the chromebook (and therefore, me-existing-on-the-internet situation). For those unaware, posts haven't been coming because I dropped and broke my chromebook's ability to charge. Been using its battery as frugally as possible. Talked to a guy, good news is, it's apparently a pretty cheap fix. Just need some new cable thingy … Continue reading Laptop Update
Which shouldn't surprise some of you. Because I totally fucking am, and it probably shows constantly. But today's headline is brought to you by a new, special breed of idiocy, typically reserved for those dregs of society who don't know how to move their cart to the edge of the aisle, or who wave pedestrians … Continue reading Zoe’s an Idiot
It's that time again. That wonderful era that graces us only twice a year. When boys and girls go to bed with visions of video games dancing before their eyes -- because they're not actually asleep, they're watching twitch on their phones. That's right, it's GDQ. Mecca of speedrunners, purveyors of charity, putters-on of a … Continue reading The most magical time of the year
Hello my dudes. As some of you noticed and pointed out, this very site has suddenly become filled with an obnoxious amount of ads, often stuffed between paragraphs. There was a bit of discussion on it back in the comments of c349, if you missed it. I just wanted to let y'all know, I'm sorry. … Continue reading So about those ads…
Zoe is taking a break through January
Hello to all of you, my beautiful readers on this, the first of November. I hope the spooky month didn't spook too much, and you're staying pleasantly toasty as winter creeps in. I wanted to share with you the state of Exhuman and its author, as well as inform you of a change to the … Continue reading The future of Exhuman and the current release schedule
Hello ladies and gentleman, readerfolk of all ages! I've added a new tier and reward to my Patreon (which is here, if you somehow missed it around the site). The new reward is, in brief, the ability to submit a chapter idea which I will then write and release off-schedule as a bonus chapter. Which … Continue reading New Patreon reward announcement!
It is no longer Wednesday, my dudes. Please cease your hump-day activities. This is a follow-up to the previous news post here, if you missed that somehow. We're officially live on Royal Road! If you're visiting from there...hi! Welcome to my corner of the internet! Five chapters were put up as a starter, and the … Continue reading A follow up to a note which should concern nobody
It is Wednesday, my dudes. Hope y'all are feeling fine and fancy. This is just a quickie post to mention that I've submitted Exhuman to also be hosted at Royal Road...which has just a few more active readers than this site. Just one step of many I'd like to take in hopefully making Exhuman grow. And … Continue reading A note which should concern nobody